Worried

like the second hand

don't 

   what's in the fridge 

   in third street bonozillos 

  Old man

     With a dirty coat

     Patches hand sewn on like 

A Wrong Decade Hobo

buying lattes 

and cheap cigarettes

   Look out for the Bull

he'll kick your ass

  Freeloaders!

 I can't read

Nothing does the trick. Watched Millers Crossing three times. 

What next? I need more availability. 

 Last day of the year

and I'm headed to the doctor. No biggy

Just checking in. Felt like crap recently but my own fault.

Everything is fucked.

 I had a turn for the worse

Turned left

Turn around 

Two days in the sack 

Drinking cold milk

Pain my chest

Starting to feel better

Ate two hotdogs 

Kosher

 The daylight streams 

Are fraught with misnomers

Casual chairs speaking to you

Dirty windows say rain won't help these torn screens

You eat 

Cheese and bread 

Beef and cream

Say goodnight Dick

What about those green beans?!

Save them for another day 

 Oh Blue Moon

of Kin-tuck

With yer Danel Boone raccoon hat

Flintlock and beavers

Cars Cars Cars!

Funny fuel burners

Cheeseburgers and fries

Hail to the highway

Go smoke a doobie out behind the rec room

How come all yer jeans have holes in the knees?

Sweet apple pie a la mode!

 Is she Nepalese?

Shirt and scarf

But what about that doll?

Hey Ho

Merry Xmas!

 It's getting dark on Christmas Eve.

Walking outside there was a higher than usual percentage of homeless people. Or unhoused. Whatever. People who have nothing. Some people have billions yet we still have people living on the streets. 

Way to go America. Fuck your Christian ideals! Christianity should be outlawed. The Catholic Church should be RICO acted goddamn child molesters.

Merry Christmas!

 I bought a cheap bottle of Sake. 

$8.99

It wasn't very good. The label looked nice but it didn't really taste that good.

That's what you get when you try to chintz.

 I dreamt about hookers in Playa Del Carmen

But it turned into me cleaning out a garage of stuff

How am I gonna get all this stuff in a 2013 Hyundai?

I woke up after dreaming I pissed outside the garage on the wall.

 Christmas Eve 

It's sunny and bright

The sky is so blue!

Presents are wrapped

Hors de ouevres are settled in the fridge 

awaiting tomorrows feast

The 95 year old mother will be ready to go (hah)

Everything is okay so why do I feel like shit?

Lol

 I traveled many roads

Bleak highways dark avenues

stinking greasy alleys 

  But you were not there

 You suck

bite it loser! Eat me!

Suck a bag of dicks!

You canary in a coal mine

 A forgotten miasma

Like a frog

as president 

bullying reporters who document his crimes

This is how democracy...

De-what?

How much money you got?

I just need to know if I have to pay attention.

Where were we?

Oh yeah, frogs.

 Please me 

Md. cliffs 

      Please you

  entice the unpleasable 

      Whoever's in charge sucks

        until everything is free

         blame whoever you can think of

       Jesus did it!

He was Jewish! But he's the son of you know who.

     God is mad

   "You've taken over and that's not what I intended!"

"Sorry God, shit happens, you oughta know that!"

In line in car at Taco Bell 

  "Can you fucking hurry up?!"

 Black Spatula!

Newest blaxploitation film!

You'll die a slow death!

Watch as BS cooks scrambled eggs on a teflon pan! 

When you're breathing through a tube who's to blame?!

Black Spatula!!

 Proud Boys at Chipotle

This shit costs motherfucking bank!

Jews and Joe Biden control all the food!

I'm hungry!

Pay up bitch!

 Jesus Del Campo

Worked hard ten hours a day 

But he had to go

Bob Stevens got thousands of dollars to produce celery. 

"We can just print more money"

But we can't print celery! 

Call Elon! He has answers!

 Nobody does it better

Nobody does it quite the way you do

So fuck off eh?

Round em up! 

How come Chipotle costs so much now?!

Proud Boys aren't happy

Wait hamburgers cost twenty dollars?

"Nobody wants to work in the slaughter houses!"

Get those illegal aliens back! They did all the dirty work!

Sorry, they left!

Door creaks as it shuts

 The creatures of the dark side of the Moon

lived hundreds of thousands of years. Silicon based life forms they were able to make their appearance look like natural rocks or dirt. Their primary goal was to remain undetected by outsiders. But they kind of blew it when they opened a McDonald's. End of story.