Snark table

     with a fin

like a shark table 

  at the beach 

snark

Snark

 Snarkel 

Catch a snobster 

   boil him in scalding water

    Snootster 

Bootster 

BAM!

   The Snark Table tabla 

      The remedy is in Jersey City

          an Indian restaurants tandoori chicken

              dried and burnt and 

     delicious