I started taking antidepressants 

supposedly they rewire your brain

and mine could certainly use a rewiring

or a complete fucking overhaul

"Take her out boys, she's done, blew a cam and the rods are worn thin"

"We'put mmm a Mazda in Mr. Williker last month and he's ticking along smooth and easy."

The nurse practitioner mechanic said I could have a months worth and then check in with her. 

Remember when cars had chokes?

"You choked her?!!"

"It was the only way she'd start!"

Vrooom brrp grind rrrrrmble