Early jazz 

on your breakfast plate

Rhyme it 

   Shoo it

      Sweet po tootie washing machine

   rhyme it 

King Oliver

    You'll outlive her

  Scrooby doobie fragilistic

   Devils mountain

in the backyard

  Your back is causing weird self flagellation work dreams

  Throopty fjoop 

Charlie sleeping at your feet

    Two sleeping-bag night

   (Cry the neighbor banging at the back window)

What do you want?

   "Got any doggie poop bags?"