They can't all be winners

but are any?

"you have gotten into the habit of asking too many questions"

White lines

squashed porcupines 

Purple mountains majesty

Two marmots in the bay area 

They chew car innards and fall asleep

Wake up hundreds of miles from home

Years ago my buddy worked at Animal Care & Control

I knew he was working late night by himself so

at 3 am I called them 

"HEY, there's a marmot in my backyard and he's howling like he's hurt!"

"It's not a RACCOON ITS A MARMOT. I BEEN TO THE MOUNTAINS I KNOW MARMOTS"

He said he wouldn't come out. If it was still there the next day give them a call. 

"WELL WHY DONTCHA COME OUT AND WE'LL BURN ONE!"

"Who is this?"