Jubjub shun

Take your vorpal blade in hand

  Mire and smire

    In gruesome extremities

 What 

You're no Lewis Carroll

    In maxim foe he sought thought? I ferget 

 brindles

     and bridaled

In steppes of golem (?)

   and gloom

       and great expectations 

           Beware and the frumious etc etc etc

          Look out for the yellow brick road

 Because because because...