Hobbits on acid

   "I can't feel my feet"

"Do we have any Allman Brothers?"

    "We're not sleeping on a waterbed"

   "Gandalf was an asshole"

    "I think we're invisible!"

"What if the Narnia dudes come by?"

   "Flying around on dragons? 

         Who does that?"

"Let's go hangout with Orcs. They're cool"