The sun burns a hole in my flesh

Every day I slather shit on my face and arms 

but it doesn't do any good

I spray it on maybe that's the problem

I should go full mountaineer and use white zinc

Like I'm climbing Everest

Glaciers are melting 

They didn't use their sunblock?

Stupid glaciers

"We're bright white! The sun will bounce off us!"

Try again losers!

You are melting. Are there hats? Yes it's real. 

Bummer