I jumped into the pasture

where the cattle were feeding

they got a little nervous

"Who the fuck is this asshole?"

I tried singing to calm them

"Oh give me a hooome where the Buffalo roooam"

it didn't seem to work

"What a shitty singer!"

"I just want to take some photos 

I know you're cows but you don't have to be dicks!"

Valley of the Mooooon