Living in Rome

I saw Barbara Bush on a motor scooter
she looked like Tiberius

I dont want no more capucchi
i'm starting to get the shakes

my toga is from the Gap
i like the cargo flaps

its where I keep my GPS
it tells me where I am

I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome

My sister's a Centurion
down in Half Moon Bay

I give her the thumbs up
while I smoke a cigarette

my brothers a fighter
down at the Cow Palace

he used to be into drugs
now he's a gladiator

I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome

the infidels are at the door
with a nuclear catapult

they've got some bizarre ideas
about only having one god

old Zeus is getting angry
he said to W

oh Caesar please take charge
911's on your side

I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome

I don't think I can take much more
of orgies, slaves, and wine
I've got too much time to worry
who put what
in my drink

I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome
I'm living in Rome