'twas a
donnybrook
  - eh?
    I routed the bazzerds
   your meaningless plight is without
sympathy
   I'm shopping in the five and dime
     for a vanilla cheroot
 or plastic swim toys
  but it's really not that hot out
 and the lights keep going out
    maybe a Hamm's sign
       and a cold Michelob
  from the cooler