the 
egalitarian
diffusion 
techniques:
  stir gently 
then 
whip! 
add
   three 
spoonfuls 
of 
     cynicism-
 mix liberally/conservatively
  with 
    an ounce 
                          of apathy and a dash of narcolepsy-
               strain to bursting 
thru 
  cheesecloth
     pour out
                                        the majority of everyone's benefits
 and serve 
as angry
voices
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