There's no here there

    Where?

      I'm standing here

 Where the wind blows salt in my eyes

         I see stars of aluminum

  Cascading on the legs of young women

     I am entranced and broken 

   In Provence they would lock me up

But here I am a hero

"He drank three pints of whiskey and walked on top of the police car." 

"He cheated on his girlfriend and she bought him a grand piano."

"They say he works eighteen hours a day and drinks the other six."