The travesty of the bandwidth

  pirates essential turgidity

     Left little room in the headcase housemate

         Travails for an eager day to appear

       Unprevaricated assylogisms ranked low

In the cereal bowl assembly requirements

  Fit pin B into slot 73r (g) 

   Was not the first thing he wanted to think about when

  he woke up

     Still the upside was really none at all