The tabernacle!

Across an empty barren landscape

You sought the "triad"

It was enveloped in cream

You said This is Ridiculous!

But a somewhat honorable man in dark, dirty clothes

Shook his dusty, flaking, balding head!

"We are the children of God!"

He said 

-To respond-

you walked away

And got an Icee at 7-11

Oh thank heaven!