Entitled dram-o-phone

Making brunette phone calls

Seem

Like a three masted ship lost at sea

All hands were lost

But they found their way 

To DaFoes Bar and Grill

And ordered rum-coco's

And barbecued goat legs

Sadly after their meal 

The smoke was spotted by a tribe

Of Cannibals 

Who gave them all parking tickets

Because they hadn't fed the meters

Long pig was not on the menu

Because it was a holy day

Phew!