Dumby was laying in bed 

He'd just come out of the operating room but there wasn't a room for him.

He was kind of a mess. His hand was all bandaged up.

There was a bunch of commotion and they wheeled a kid past him who was out cold and was sheet white.

There was more commotion and he heard the kid come to.

"You're lucky your friends brought you in. Sometimes they just leave them on the doorstep and we don't know they're out there."

"Please don't tell the cops. This happened before. Im gonna get really in trouble if you tell them."

"Sorry kid we have to."

 Salty's dad was drunk

"Hey what are you doing?"

"I'm going to bed, I gotta work tomorrow"

"Fuck work come and have a drink with your old man"

"I can't dad I gotta hit the hay"

"Fuck the hay!"

 At John's Char-Broil we ran into Salty

He had his usual yellow hoodie on

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"Dumby's at the hospital. He blew off three of his fingers."

"WHAT?! The FUCK. How'd he do that?!"

"He found a gun in his grandparents attic and decided to shoot it. It blew up and blew three of his fingers off!"

"FUCK! Jeez"

"Lucky no one else got hurt"

"The doctors gonna try to re-attach his fingers"

"Can they do that?"

"I guess they can try"

"Have you seen Attila?"

"Yeah he was here. Said they're going up to the dam"

"I gotta work in the morning"

"See ya later Salty"

"Okay yeah fuck n A"

 Dumby went to the operating room

So we split. 

"That nurse was hot!"

"No shit Sherlock"

"Where did he get that gun?"

"He said he found it in his grandparents attic"

"Jeez"

"Let's go to John's Char-Broil"

"Fuck yeah"

 The nurse gave him a shot 

To kill the pain

He was crying and cursing

  "I blew off my own FUCKING fingers!"

We'd put the fingers on ice with the Modelos

"The doctor will try to reattach them"

She had nice long brown hair

And was good looking

Dumby was moaning and weeping

We kept looking at the pretty nurse

She was hot

 The green mountain dumby

Pulled out an old gun

It looked like a .32 police revolver

 He said watch this 

 And aimed at a rusty can

The gun went off and blew up in his hand

Three fingers were splattered on the ground

He howled like an October moon

 A creature of green

said something derogatory 

 But it meant nothing

He was stupid

I kinda felt bad that

  He was dumb

He'd shown it before

   But it is what it is

I closed my book

   And fell asleep

 Attila the crumb bum

    Was a notch below

But the stars were twinkling

   Our blood was stirred

   We were high as kites on a moonlit night

       Porcupines were sauntering by

  Yo Attila

   But he'd left for a char-broiled burger

We calmly opened another ice cold beer 

"Dang, this beer's cold"