Tuesday, October 01, 2024

 At John's Char-Broil we ran into Salty

He had his usual yellow hoodie on
"Hey guys, what's up?"
"Dumby's at the hospital. He blew off three of his fingers."
"WHAT?! The FUCK. How'd he do that?!"
"He found a gun in his grandparents attic and decided to shoot it. It blew up and blew three of his fingers off!"
"FUCK! Jeez"
"Lucky no one else got hurt"
"The doctors gonna try to re-attach his fingers"
"Can they do that?"
"I guess they can try"
"Have you seen Attila?"
"Yeah he was here. Said they're going up to the dam"
"I gotta work in the morning"
"See ya later Salty"
"Okay yeah fuck n A"