A forgotten miasma

Like a frog

as president 

bullying reporters who document his crimes

This is how democracy...

De-what?

How much money you got?

I just need to know if I have to pay attention.

Where were we?

Oh yeah, frogs.

 Please me 

Md. cliffs 

      Please you

  entice the unpleasable 

      Whoever's in charge sucks

        until everything is free

         blame whoever you can think of

       Jesus did it!

He was Jewish! But he's the son of you know who.

     God is mad

   "You've taken over and that's not what I intended!"

"Sorry God, shit happens, you oughta know that!"

In line in car at Taco Bell 

  "Can you fucking hurry up?!"

 Black Spatula!

Newest blaxploitation film!

You'll die a slow death!

Watch as BS cooks scrambled eggs on a teflon pan! 

When you're breathing through a tube who's to blame?!

Black Spatula!!

 Proud Boys at Chipotle

This shit costs motherfucking bank!

Jews and Joe Biden control all the food!

I'm hungry!

Pay up bitch!

 Jesus Del Campo

Worked hard ten hours a day 

But he had to go

Bob Stevens got thousands of dollars to produce celery. 

"We can just print more money"

But we can't print celery! 

Call Elon! He has answers!

 Nobody does it better

Nobody does it quite the way you do

So fuck off eh?

Round em up! 

How come Chipotle costs so much now?!

Proud Boys aren't happy

Wait hamburgers cost twenty dollars?

"Nobody wants to work in the slaughter houses!"

Get those illegal aliens back! They did all the dirty work!

Sorry, they left!

Door creaks as it shuts

 The creatures of the dark side of the Moon

lived hundreds of thousands of years. Silicon based life forms they were able to make their appearance look like natural rocks or dirt. Their primary goal was to remain undetected by outsiders. But they kind of blew it when they opened a McDonald's. End of story.

 Why did Israel give money to Hamas?

Cuz they knew what Hamas would do and they'd have an excuse to destroy Gaza?

Hmm

 He delved where no one has gone 

Into the land of self awareness

Pretty rough going

All he saw was sex and food

And tribal gratuities

and a 97 Tacoma 

Better get out that Sears catalog!

 The echelon

Of crystal Mountain castles

Bathed in bubonic light

Green wings and capes of vermilion 

Horny eyed 

Circumsized impetulants

Former dwellers of Vallodolid 

Arisen from Cenotes

In limestone plains

On welfare dollars and unable to hold down a regular job.

Not even oil change.

 I stopped drinking.

I'd drink two half liters of tequila every night.

Didn't help my sleep although I'd conk out pretty early.

Now I eat raspberries.

Cold out of the fridge organic raspberries. 

They're good!

 The aforementioned effrontery

Scathed intrepid intuitives

Secreted delineous ferrules 

Inward inbound inside inexplicable 

 There's nothing to do 

I'm so boring I can't even read a book

Time falls asleep

When it sees me

Rain falls on me even when the sun is brilliantly bright out

Bus drivers fall asleep upon my arrival causing the death of an old woman and an extremely corpulent man.

I scurry away. 

Gravity fails when I walk. A giant steer floated away into the air followed by a chair a bucket and a hirsute farmer. 

"Hey!"

These things just happen because I'm so boring they can't withstand its force. 

Trains creak to a stop

Bakers burn their arms on red hot ovens

Children run into lakes and drown

Automobiles crash into TGIF's 

It's a sad state of affairs.

 Green is green

and grey is grey

So sayeth the times

Your eyes awake 

With stumbled dreams

Your breath is fetid and dry

Hah-low the chimes of Peru

Ring out!

An angry alpaca is biting at your leg

Go away!

You kick at it and it scurries down the lane 

A woman in black velvet and red boots watches

"Hah!"

She laughs then shuts and locks her door

The rain starts first slow then loud and hard

You bolt for the pub

But its closed

You huddle beneath the arch 

And watch rats scurry the street

Green is green

Grey is grey

 The blossom is off the Lamborghini 

Sad days

  Numerous articles

    About everything 

   and nuttin' 

    Foreign wars

       Thousands dead 

  Nobody gives a fuck

My 401k is up!

 The time is running out

There's not much left. Drink some ouzo if you can take it. Maybe some Nigori Sake. Eat some shrimp tempura with soy sauce and wasabi not that weak ass eel piss they serve with it. In Japantown the restaurants don't even have a place to wash your hands let alone piss. I mean what the fuck. But yeah time is running out. Go across the street to a real restaurant. Order Tako sushi. It's all chewy as fuck. It's good. Wash it down with a beer and some cheap sake. Think about fucking the waitress. She's not that bad. Time is running out motherfucker you better get on it.

 I had a dream 

It was bright yellow. Everywhere was bright yellow.

But it got shit on. By badgers beavers antelope wolverines

Etc. No big deal. Just fuck em.

Not really. Those guys are cool. It's humans that shit where they live.

 Gravitation yields to confederates

Say what you will, but the battle of the Southern States continues. 

Slavery, though modified, has found a life long home in the land of the free. Economic slavery knows no color no race no creed it is open to all. And some are fucking glad to have it. These are illegal aliens. They work hard every day and are glad for it. You can hear them laughing and eating pozole. America is a great country.

 

 Gravitation

Is in your head

the weight of your memories

Weighs you down

   Ambient dream wave energy is difficult to harness 

bur it is possible.

     Craters on the Moon laugh at your self importance 

"We've been here twelve billion years!"

"What day is it?"

"Who the fuck knows?"

  Bend down and smell the flowers

 And laugh back 

 Creature fornicator

Say hello to the tunnel of love

Do Not Stand!

Eat a Coney Island dog

with yellow mustard and raw onions

The wood of the boardwalk is painted 

Gray 

Like your soul 

It's not your fault 

You were born in Hackensack

Let's try to get along

 Green apples

Sun baked in the sand

With Bertrand Otter at the helm

Stray days upon a perch

See how the days go by!

Alarms and fires

 Cinnabuns and tv worthy killings

   Is that your Tesla?

    Your license plate says Luvyuuu

I don't know why

  Let's go to Taco Bell

I'll get a number three 

 And an extra Chalupa

Sweet!

 The cream of the crop

Brow beaten

  Standing on the edge of tomorrow's daydreams

forced face down 

Here is tomorrow!

  Beat the sky with tears

    Burn the ground with babies eyes

       Say hello to Death!

Hi!

     

 Crafted simpatico 

like hob nail boots

on a woman's back

See the torturers 

Lined up and ready to 

GO!

 A break in the morning

a bright hazy day

Last night at the Royal Cuckoo

-supposed to rain soon

wash all this crap out of the air

 Sad endless nothing

Pointless as fuck

  Do something! 

Waiting to die!

 So stupid. 

 My boozy days are done

Maybe.

I don't believe that. 

  My boozy days are toast!

Cheers!

 

 The crystalline echo in a cave

Transfixed bloodthirsty angels

fed on raspberries and pop tarts

  destroyed the image of Man

   through numerous attempts

     Well they tried

But Man needed no help

Plus he ran out of pop tarts

   "We've got Spaghetti-O's"

But it was no sale

   It was taco Tuesday

and the darn angels were at Taqueria Cancun

near 24th St.

These things happen.

 

 Money grows on trees

Like spaghetti

Spaghetti trees are from Italy 

Originally though from China

 Zero thoughts without booze

Had a turkey sandwich. Everywhere was crowded and happy. Turkey sandwich was good. I made it myself. Small roll, turkey and a little cottage cheese. Salt and pepper. Yum. 

Now what?

 Dreams were purchased on Haight St.

in between Escape From NY Pizza and the new barber shop place. There were always dudes hanging out smoking marijuana joints and listening to loud music. 

They always talked loud and laughed a lot. 

The dreams withered as we walked by. 

"I cannot tell a lie"

One of our first presidents supposedly said this as a boy after chopping down a cherry tree.

Perhaps he was thinking of the transitory nature of language. 

Transitory

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adjective

1. not permanent.

   "transitory periods of medieval greatness"

 Money doesn't grow on trees

but apples do 

red green yellow 

Apples cost money unless you have a tree

I like apple pie 

 The old car wouldn't start so we push started it.

Popped the clutch and the thing started right up.

Went in to town to get some groceries beer and cigarettes.

It's gonna be one of those days.

Clyde called this morning asking if he could borrow fifty bucks until Wednesday. I said that's tomorrow.

He said Oh I meant next Wednesday. 

I said Oh come on out.

 There weren't nobody

to tell

Cept the trees and the bear

Stupid bear

Kept chewing the fence

Go Away!

  Why is he always here?

 The Reeves

  Ripped a rotten record

They suck

 Moved the car

Got a nice Tuesday spot right across the street.

Street cleaning Tuesday 9am - 11am

Nice to have a spot right across the street. 

It's sunny and a December morning. 

 Simpleton

    says what

Free the bears he screams

  He's lost in the forest

He smells like raw salmon

  and blueberries