Cacaphonia 

    Welcome!

    Steer your beer to 

swerve left and Eddie's motorcycle 

  in Livermore highway signs

that don't exist

  Praise your tribe

    In stonewashed supremacy

       Technology rules!

     Be the future

  You are the future 

You ate the future 

   And now you're feeling a little queasy 

Pepto-Dismal!

    But that's no matter

  let's get on with it 

Shall we?