You were wanted 

by the police

for selling lsd 

To a girl that freaked out and 

Fell off her roof

But they didn't know your name

Good thing 

Or you'd still be in

Jail

And your brakes went out 

at a four way stop 

the old grey four door fairlane 

At Santa Cruz and you

Just missed a motorcycle cop

Who was going thru

That would have ended

Your college V career

Go Slugs!

FIAT LUX!