he tore his pants on the funicular
  and told he me hated that stupid movie
you know with the fuck face who rides around in a Mercedes-Benz
  and Kurosawa was an over rated bore
the tentacles of the octopus were being chopped at the market
 I couldn't drink any more
  I know I was supposed to believe him but
it seemed like so many
fucking
lies
 anyway his girlfriend was hot