death-defying 

   acts 

      of cowardice 

      displayed 

     as 

    a variance 

        in the 

                              time/space paradigm 

   re-programmed 

 as 

                   a sick day/ptl

                                              using known sagan coordinates- 

Imagine!  code 7seven

                               on the upkeep barometer

                                            best to step back now 

                  these ergonomic chairs 

   are killing my back

     sometimes I think 

     that's the point