I had no rhyme on this island

     My pants were chafed and saddled

        Still the sea called out my name

     And I knew the game was played

     A clever demon coughed and beguiled

It would be easy! He said

    Two turns of the clock

      And my heart would be healed

       But I was only half a fool 

       And played along considerably 

Artemis and Chandelbroot were there to guide

   Arguing about the cage

      But I feigned ignorance 

    And lollygagged about 

    Oh Father what have you wrought this time?!

   I longed for the smell of baked bread and orange cats

     But the tongues of fortune wagged