I pinched some adderol 

    From the drawer in his work desk

    This was some gin in there too

       Later I had cotton mouth

   So dry

     When he found out he got mad

    And he never really got mad

    I was surprised 

 

When he came to look at the room for rent

    He didn't really say much 

 His buddy did all the talking

He got married on Kuaui 

     He was so nervous

    The plan had been to hike Napali to the beach

   I would go, being all old and shit, on the 

     Supply boat with the cousins bf 

 But he cheated on her 

   So no boat.