I wish 

I was a Mona Bone Jakon

    In another decade

In a big clunky grey ford

    Whiling away my days 

    Smoking pot

Like I was a free soul

   In California

Like I was listening to a 

"I used to count lovers

Like railroad cars

I counted them on my side"

Thanks Joni

   But let's get real

You're an old white man

And your brain is your biggest 

Enemy