I was

   mesmerized by a 7-Up

entranced by Frito Lays

   Born to the Television Black and Whites

On UHF 

  and VHF

South of that town in Mexico

Oh we went to Ensenada

I think my parents

 Were surprised at how shady it was

Dude with twenty watches on each arm

Trying to sell

 "Dad, why didn't you buy a watch?"

"I have a watch."