the frumious bandersnatch or whose part is this? The Tecate Wars 2007-2031 V. 1(non-explicated)
Wednesday, April 30, 2025
Tuesday, April 29, 2025
Crude oil whispers
bomb the fuck out of them
whose land is this
Whoever has...
Ticking away
Like a timex
leave it to me
I've got it all handled
Hurrah
Hip hip
Sleep in dazed
My brain doesn't feel right lately
Must be oxzemmm
Or Ozempic
Oxtowers
Relive cattle prod
Youth
Lazy E or
Double Lazy EE
desperado
Why don't you come to your senses
Oh I'm rambling
Bus station loneliness
and bus station smell
Stale cigarette smoke
Pell mells
"It's toasted!"
Tareyton 100's
Salems
Hah tomorrow never knows
What shits coming
Ffff
Ccvvc
Monday, April 28, 2025
sleep monkey
there's no
Positive takeaway
so thoroughly despised
and yet so many revere
Who knows
Russian asset
sure seems
Do any different if he was
mark the roads
cage the crimes
clean McDonald's
with Luigi's backpack
So stylish
His ear doesn't even have a scar
FIGHT!
Cusk the swing states
All of em
Nah
Star link the sky
Johnny Fucker faster
"I'm fucking as fast as I can!"
I got no whispers
not in here
Sold my soul
but got nothing
scammed
By momma devil
Uncle Devil
you guys ever hear of purgatory
D1 athletes
How much can you make being
White and cute and funny
knowledge is so yesterday
gotta go TikTok!
Oh hell
Let's open pedoras
iPhone ain't
No
Phone
Flip phone
Gymnastics
Onward to perdition
On
Cover me
on the off chance
I'm an idjit
Ddsddd
To slay beasts
Ho Ho Hey
I've slept with a thousand
but no dreams
Don't try to outfox
me
tie up?
Torn up
Text
Career joker
I can make you laugh
and you can make me cry
in the pines
In the salty pines
the slimey
Baccalaureate
Student
On spring time
In Poland
it's going to get worse
don't know where
Kathmandu
Or Crimea
Hah
sit down now
We have your best interests
at heart
Netanyahu
Are you an insurance salesman
for Mossad SS ?
Nice suit
clear the region
for future generations
Sunday, April 27, 2025
Dereft
Bob timely Bob
Bbb
Flatted Bb
Be flat flat
stink it up good
Buttface!
I'm a daisy
I'm your Huckleberry
The strain was more than I could bear-
Mexicali dues
drinking Modelos
and eating carnitas
don't know why I came
To keep from playing blues
Skeleton holds an LP
further on dreams
Of Greyhound Bus Station
smoking in the back
The whole bus smells like stale
Cig smoke and BO
and sticks to you
after 911 they checked your bags
Gonna hijack a Greyhound
and drive it into the Pentagon
Or a 7-11
Get an icee
And an old hot dog
Been theee tommm
Oops
So much crap
Piles
daring one to defy
B b
Left turns
No Wm Tell here
shooting apples off his sons head
Gregory Peck ain't having none of it
We got John O'Hara
Ernest Hemingway software
I thought it was a joke
now it's for sale
Grapes of Wrath your writing
Tell me about the bunnies Lenny
stuck in Orinda
St Stephen
What will be the answer to the answer man?
Take the 24 to 580 get on the 405
Until Rengstorff
look out for Cardinals
Bob Gibson
Won 3 games
and hit a home run
1967 World Series
Saturday, April 26, 2025
I measured the syncopated
mornings with aches
and pains
The bed covered in books
Jeffers poetry
Somerset Maugham
Burning in water drowning in flame
also harmonicas
A B flat E D F G C
and assorted junk
T shirts
Headphones
Plastic bags
Old Guitar Player magazines
given away free at Amoeba
I took like six of them
Django Reinhardt
Charlie Christian
Joe Pass
Don't remember the others
Peter Rowan liked my silly tune on Facebook!
Woot
Kinda old timey tune
Two chords
G to C with Banjitar harmonica Electric Bass and broken ceramic drum courtesy of previous housemate. He tried to leave his bongos but two big. Dale and I took them to outside his apartment on Clement st and started playing. Cop came over and asked what we were doing.
"There's no heroin hidden in these drums occifer!"
Bang boom bang
Friday, April 25, 2025
I got so many problems
It's like problems on top of
bullshit
I mean more problems
Like a haystack
Haha
Wait what
Here we are
I'm just old
Neuropathy!
small strokes
I could go
anytime
so I quit boozing
it wasn't that fun anyway
and now the thought of it
Kinda grosses me out
Yuck!
Playing centerfield
for the Boston Red Sox!
Woot
There was no hope
in empty sighs
bright drafts of beer
dirty wood stools
and bar
laughter
Say don't I know you
the horses aren't running no more
too many put down
now they bet on who will be Pope!
Parish Hopper in the third?
Nah, Fat and Shiny
Celibate my Ass! in the fourth
Let's go or we'll be late
But still no hope
busted in Vatican pool rooms
Swiss Guards lancing
tequila drinkers
Where can we get some tamales?
for you I suggest Lichtenstein
Oh okay fuck you
Cuckoo clocks
In five hundred years
I wandered
the grave bypass
of triangulated symptoms!
endeared myself to pharmacy workers
kept bottles and pills
Pills and bottles of unknown potency
made dates for Sunday lunch
with 95 year old mom with a broken arm
drive over bridges and thru tunnels
like a message in a bottle
HELP! IM STUCK ON AN ISLAND! SEND HELP!
but nothing
day after day
drinking coffee and smoking cigs
eating sweet and sour pork
lunch specials
and thinking about New York City
and the line at Katz's Deli
wandering SoHo
and the west village
staying at my cousins empty apartment
on MacDougall street
Thursday, April 24, 2025
Wednesday, April 23, 2025
I'm dreaming
another round
twisted sleep
indigestion
stupid shots
to help w blood sugar
fuck up
my stomach
went to the library
yesterday to try to recover
some stuff off the computer
Pics and music
Death Valley
days
with C & V
we never get along
but we go anyway
pics are good
looks like fun
I want to go
But too hot now
maybe pyramid lake
Monday, April 21, 2025
It's Monday
another one
Round and round
we go
ring around the rosie
ashes ashes we all fall down
-they wore muddled
clothes baggy
and misshapen
hooded eyes
Bitterly red-
they laughed and looked at their phones
for what and where to eat
"I want fries"
I don't think they're going to have fries at a sandwich shop
but yeah
I can't help you
you're on your own
- Unhelmeted motorcycle riders
rode wheelies
on the street
thru stop signs
past old ladies
Life is beautiful!
Looks like the dead have risen
but it is Easter
so there's that
Hopping pink bunny
At the Claremont
He got his picture taken
While we hurried to get out
of the parking lot
after two hours they charge you
Brother in law
drove under the barrier
cuz he was a minute late
There was no there there
everywhere seemed forgotten
clothes were left in heaps
stairs broke down
You smiled a lot
sang about roses
You ate the tiniest portion of an edible
and it made you high
People smiled at you
for no known reason
You liked dogs and babies
you're an old man now said Jack Terwilliger
But you paid him no
never mind
it wasn't worth it
Sunday, April 20, 2025
Freudian tripe
indigestion
and coffee
on Easter 420
hippie hill
covered in bunnies
Holding chocolate eggs
and giant glass bongs
5 foot bongs
stand on a chair
and then pass out
Smoke em up boys
Those eyes won't get red on their own
Pot don't smoke itself
They over regulated the pot industry
what happened to free market
Let anyone grow it
Let any licensed business sell it
Tax it and put pot people who don't pay taxes
In jail for tax evasion
Suck on that
Saturday, April 19, 2025
The mules
are fighting back
They've retired their reserve
"No more twenty mule teams!"
"We won't haul borax for the man!"
Their signs will be in the museum of the area
in the future, maybe fifty years
Still, it's pretty unusual for mules to be protesting.
One was complaining about his 401(k)
"This shit is ridiculous!"
a couple coyotes wander with the protest
Not really there but hanging out
like coyotes do
Friday, April 18, 2025
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