I've got a thousand

   gold knobs on my head

I breach birth live minotaurs 

  I am the solemn oath

 the wanderer!

  The lost!

Used cars $999!

 Come on down 

Crazy Eddie's giving it away

Read about it on TikTok!

  It's in the cartoons with Taz 

 In the burger sauce

  These fries are Cajun!

  Your shoes don't match

But you've got a great smile

  You're a winner!

 Where'd you get that sportcoat?

Golf and Caps

   Robust men's wear

   Shining western shirts for pygmies

   A full size plastic horse named Three Hooves

 A lifetimes worth of candied apples

 a baby's arm holding an apple 

 That's a euphemism 

 For backseat loving

 Turn on the AC