I got so many problems

It's like problems on top of

    bullshit

   I mean more problems

   Like a haystack

   Haha

   Wait what

    Here we are

     I'm just old

      Neuropathy! 

       small strokes

         I could go 

anytime

   so I quit boozing

  it wasn't that fun anyway

   and now the thought of it

  Kinda grosses me out

   Yuck!

  Playing centerfield

for the Boston Red Sox!

 Woot