I can't write for shit 

I try 

But it always just comes out 

more of the same old crap

"You've got to reach into the darkness...it has to scare the crap out of you."

I know the routine but it's like talking to a moron. 

Would you trust a moron? What is moron? 

That's me 

Bob Moronski

Licensed shit head LSH

Got an office down on Cabrillo Street

Give us a call  

My secretary will set it up

Well fuck your brains up and send you a bill

Please pay on time