I'm

A mess mimmmmm

I ripped the cannonball mmmm

I tripped clementina 

On the banjos civil war blood

Stalemated and excised 

Like a Mike mmm

Mule named Mike 

Cornpone and greens

Yer mama said

Would do you okay

But gunshot blues

Blasted you from Pennsylvania 

And ummmmm you died

An honorable death