Egregious 

Remonstration enveloped

By the coal burners

Their eyes blackened

As their lungs

Hungry for bacon and eggs

Of their mamas apron strings

And daddy's lashings

Cheering on the smear the queer

Eying suspiciously the candelabra clad

Pinochet Pinocchio 

An apple for your thoughts

But lies are all you know

I was once a Stoney brine pickle