Fell off the wagon but it was fun

Yabba dabba doo 

   Slept most of yesterday 

Life has gotten so boring what is the point

  Reach for the rocks

Joke with an Angel and a Margarita 

  Somebody has a hell of a shiner 

    Hit the ground with his face

Ouch

  But he's pouring drinks

They say the dog is blind

But he seems happy