I caved 

 to the marketplace 

               fumbled with grapefruits

                  and pasteurized milk

      solemn Cheetos worship

                   the cheetos warship

I set my cart to stun

              t'was no comic con

    in san freakin diego

             woebegone 

   for days of Aragorn 

                                 no wait,  Sergio Aragones

            now I have hay fever 

                    and my eyes are all red

                                   and scratchy

                                                     and Starbucks seemed like klingons 

                                    Herman would be disappointed  

                   but he didn't let the truth get in the way either