smacky the boo 

 head 

 stuffed a two by four  in his pants 

and shuffled 

 down to find a non numeric classified female

 "that guy's an asshole"

       a stormy sharknado was brewing in his pantload

"better clean up this mess before I go 

      snag some puss"

          " zippity doo da zippity ay"

                                                             he whistled as he scrubbed the mold from the front of  the bed stand.