down by the GREEN

   type MACHINE
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You should reach out 
     Say it like you mean it
      and where nicer shoes are required
        BUSINESS ATTIRE
only in
  TRC comstat seventeen
 this is no easy mobility issue
this is the reason
this time
   My car was parked
on G4
  I think I need to go for a walk
follow the equations
 tab tab tab
   remote barriers of hard to reach data
is there a Starbucks near here
 next to the dead letter office
 do not go in there
 down the hall from the vending machines
there's a guy who is lifting weights by the window
He's an Excel guru
  but he's a real shit stick
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  we believe the future holds the future
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   building the builds that build the buildings
and billing for it
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Mike and whatshername got married
didn't you party with her one night?
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  I don't feel so good
   Comstat seventeen has a new policy
but no one will tell you what it is
sorry you had to go through such an ordeal
 "Being kidnapped is an ordeal, this was about getting A REPLY FROM HR."
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Your CFR is due on Tuesday
but get it to me today
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 the ergonomist said you should lift these boxes and then
lay down
  you can apply for leave only if you fill out EVERY form
but we don't have copies of a few of them yet
   cc Troy
 he believes in the Actualization of the Human Spirit
he said so in his company blog
but he doesn't respond to emails or phone calls

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   error 73: file is locked
(not processing)
haha TPS reports, right?
 red stapler
see the thing is

why does the dishwasher say clean when the dishes are still dirty?
thats a bridge too far for most
now you can write on the kitchen wall
no weird "jokes", PLEASE.
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    you can only walk up
elevator to go down
  between certain floors
Building rules
  FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
ERROR LOCK FILE
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