I ain't got no luck

Yippedy Yoo!

 I've tried a number of times

but following through is not my forte

Maybe I'm my own worst enemy- who knows?

 I guess I thought it would be easier

  but no 

   nobody gives a shit

  You have to forge right on past that

   Sell the sizzle! 

  Fuck that

I am what I yam

  and lots of ex- girlfriends 

I have old birthday cards

   They love me so much!

   but where are they now?

Ahh my own damn fault

But they were pretty hot!