Birds I can hear them

   calling and dog barks

Ruff ruff ruff ruff

  Can't you read the news?

Shut up

Im streaming here

Car brakes hard to squeal

Diego the dog looking to bite me 

Tries to get around behind me

Hey fucker

Get your dog on a leash!

I reported you like a little wussie

He tried to bite me!

We'll send him a letter

Dear Diego

Bad dog!

Yours truly,

S.P.C.A.