I moved in with Lady Death

She had black fingernails 

and powder white skin

Her lips were either blood red or black & blue

depending on what time of day it was

She rode a 69 El Dorado with the roof cut off

She was continually getting stopped

"Is that factory convertible?"

She had a long line of exes. Their clothes filled the closets. 

"Whose was this?!"

"Ack, that was a fat blond grease salesman from Akron Ohio"

"Huh"