Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Sam Snead 
in polyester 

used to watch out for lightning 
                                                 swinging iron golf clubs around

some of the golfers liked to drink

                       and smoke 

 Tareyton 100's 

                    Pall Mall 


                               Winston


Benson & Hedges
    

                             coffin nails- Camel straights

it's dangerous out there 

              crocodiles in the water hazards


 Down in Puerto Rico 

                          a golfer got bit by a poisonous gila monster 

In Mexico a golfer got shot by a campesino  

         but it was an accident 
    
In Hawaii a golfer fell into a surf blow hole and they never recovered the body
                                                           but the source for this anecdote is a little sketchy 

Jack Nicklaus played Augusta in 1977 under a death threat 

You gotta really wonder what the hell that was about