I'm a treasure trove 

of Tiredness- I ache with tired

I spit tiredness

  I sleep only somewhat tired

I wake up 3 or 4 times a night

Maybe I have sleep apnea

  And should wear an aliens face mask thing

That makes me breathe correctly

I hauled a giant bag of old clothes

To the Goodwill but the door that said Donations

Was locked and no one answered when I knocked

Fuck it I'm not taking the bag back

What kind of Goodwill is this you can't even fucking take

Donations?

I left the bag on the sidewalk outside the door

Bums are probably rifling through the clothes

"Hey this looks brand new!"

"I don't think this has ever been worn."

"Look at this wool sweater. Fucking J Crew!"

"Give me that!"

"Fuck you get away!"

Bums are having a knife fight over my Banana Republic slacks. 

"You motherfucker! I saw those first!"