I'm not doing too good 

I'm tired

Post Shingles problems 

My left arm has gone weak

The phone droops as I try to hold it

I think I'm fucked 

But it's not really getting me down

I saw a very cute FNP today 

She ran me through a battery of tests 

I tried not to pay attention to her

But it wasn't easy 

I think I'd marry her

In a heartbeat 

She said I should probably

Get a CT scan or an MRI

I SAID OKAY I WILL

I lied