The mirror was a river

Nah no it wasn't 

Maybe a Roman shield

Or a 64 Toyota Corona

Or Remy Julienne in a tv commercial

The mirror ran a talk show 

Todays guest is Telly Savalas

With a lollipop 

The sponsors complained 

He was too reflective 

I'm a fucking mirror

What do they want?!

The mirror quit the show

And now takes long walks

On Pismo Beach