Time strays 

   a lampoon 

of days ( 

  Splayed

   with further notices 

bodices

   And Beehive 

eyes

   In the mmm

woods

  dirty socks 

  With those little pointy things

)what are they called?(

Stuck to your socks and 

    sneakers

Anyhoo Farley Mowat

  (Our short legged dog)

used to get them in 

 his dick 

Poor Farley!