I crafted 

A forensic howdoyado?

  from tubular bells

     Bass Guitar!

      the fog surrounded my brain 

and body 

  like the tri-valley

     fog of 1973 College Avenue

        laughing Official Pot Smoker Cards

From Letraset 

  rub on print

Yer dad saw the card

  said wtf is this?

you said it was stolen by a guy who had dropped 

It in the Fifth street school that was broken into

   Shit gets worse and worse

But not really

   We egged a car one night

The street was so ridiculously wide

   There must have been train tracks at one point

 We could hear the people finding the car

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE CAR!"

  The cops came and shined a flashlight in our front windows. We ducked down. Next morning my sister found an egg on the front lawn and the eggs were out on the kitchen counter. 

"I don't know."

That was that. 

La Dee Da 

Stupid kids.