I flipped a river card

 STAY! Cried the river 

But it was no go

The trees were calling

"YO Hey you!"

I put my pants on and watched the park police 

do a drunk test on a guy who had been bothering

some people. They took him away.

His small car remained. It was filled inside with branches for firewood. 

We all got drunk and Wali made spaghetti.