I groped a grommet 

  The expense of purses

Handbags hit hard

  You creep!

I'm alone! 

  What grommets 

It's a cartoon!

 Oh

  Are you making this up

Umm 

  Go fuck yourself

What?

 It's goddamn Sunday

Shouldn't you be hungover?

Or fallen asleep in some median? 

 Yeah 

   Screw you

Life's too long

To waste on people like me

Huh?

  You should live in Boise!

I did!

 (For two months)